"Knees"

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The music was thumping, bass lines pumping. Trying to have a conversation, non-versation, with an equally as undrunk stranger over the din.

"...and then I had to rubber cheese!"

"What?"

"Rubber cheese!"

"Rubber cheese?"

"No, then I had to rub her knees!"

"Ohhh...." I said, none the wiser.

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