"Look what happens when you speak when eating!"

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I was eating a cheese and onion sandwich, made for me by my daughter.( not the best sandwich maker in the world,I hasten to add)I took a bite and wondered what the cheese was so I opened up the sandwich to look.I was manning the switchboard at the time and instead of answering with 'Number Please' said ' Rubber Cheese'. I was attempting to splutter an apology ( crumbs and cheese everywhere) when I realised that the caller never even noticed .So I tried it the next time the phone rang......same again....it became a challenge for me , always answering with "Rubber Cheese" and wondering when anyone would notice....no-one ever did, so I suggested we changed the company name now and people always know that's exactly what I say when I take their calls!!!

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  • Author: Barbara Ward

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